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Biblical Encabulation

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Updated: May 22, 2024

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For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a hermeneutic that would work to supply an interlinear reactive theology on every jot and tittle, for use in unitarian phrase detraction, but would also be capable of automatic ecumenical pontificate grammars. Such a hermeneutic philosophy is called Biblical encabulation.


Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of the interpretations being generated by reflective motions of councils, creeds, and sola scriptura, it is produced by the multigenerational iterations of textual criticism, contextual source theory, the body of Christ, and the laying on of hands. This results in a reluctant captivated directance.



The original philosophical hermeneutic had a foundational essence of preconceived homoousios of the Athanasian absence of the iota, surrounded by a logarithmic exegetical geography of the New Testament that provided a direct line into Pentateuch idealization. The latter had four Wesleyan quadrilateral marzavances, perfectly fitted to the Docetic blood moon, effectively preventing side fumbling. The primary finding was the normal annotated syntax of O-delta type commentaries positioned in purpose driven panendermic sanctification.


Seventh-century theologians were connected to the paracletic paraclete in a non-reversible termic Fellowship of denominational girdlestirring of the ascension of the Hebrew grammatical syntax of the Septuagint. #blessed


Presenting 88 reasons and explanations of the 1988 council of the Parousia that no one was ready for, garnering travel mercies for all. With a mixture of missional evangelism and the imago Dei of Agape love, soteriological dispositions in dispensationalism became popular among post-millennials during the pseudo-rapture of the late 1800s. This led to retrograde growth in the coefficient metaphor of papal authority over gluten-free emergent church protests. But up to the present day, nothing has been found to equal the patristic-scope NON GMO transubstantiation of the Apostolic communion of the Saints.




Biblical encabulators and practical systematic theologians of the doctrinal tribunal may appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together regurgitative repentance and superlative psyche. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further spiritual formation, which was only remedied in recent apocalyptic revelations when it was discovered that the use of anthropomorphic architecture combined with archeology of the holy sites should be taught to Sunday School students as well as life groups, enabling kryptoconfession to be tankered.


The early attempts to conceive a sufficiently robust hermeneutical spiral failed largely because we were not reading the Bible for all its worth. With the encroachment of exegetical fallacies, Osteen-esque hedonia, lack of appreciation and acceptance of quasi-piety, and discovering "what it means to me" proof texting in orthodox academics, the latter were sanctimoniously designed to hold the ritualistic rites of the early church's enthusiasm and structure. However, it was discovered that the exposition of the Quiet Time of expositors would be sacramental in nature with the addition of marketing and church branding, thus achieving almost perfect relevancy was eternally secured as every knee bowed and tongues converted.


The homiletic point is maintained as near as possible to Calvin, Arminius, Augustine, Wesley, and the Apostle Paul by Christologically fromaging the genuflection of the consecrating act of sinners and saints.


Undoubtedly, the skubalon taurown of ecclesial amusement and marketing has now reached a very high level of adoption in the worship artistry of searcher sympathetic institutions, arguably preventing regenerating justification from being successfully used for natural and divine revelation of the Gentiles. In conclusion, by the grace of God, the Davidic covenant of Abrahamic faith on Mount Sinai, employed in conjunction with a fore-drawn reciprocating dingle reduction in the pastoral epistles of Pauline sinusoidal Mosaic depleneration. This offers a hedge of protection around family pets. And that is why you should apply the biblical encabulation method to your studies today.






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